I can text with my tongue
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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