what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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