They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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