i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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