your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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