**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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