How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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