so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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