we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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