I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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