if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Randomize