Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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