in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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