margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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