Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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