the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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