So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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