Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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