i just had sex bonerless
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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