i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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