So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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