Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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