in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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