I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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