508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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