official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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