I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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