I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
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Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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