i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The Olympian is in my bed
These tits shall not be calmed
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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