Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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