this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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