WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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