I want to stick my p in your. b.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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