Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Thank you for not boning my boss.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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