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• (213): View more from California

  I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you

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• (315): View more from New York

  The second I see you we're shot gunning beers

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  It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning

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  And your point is?

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  Marry me

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie

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• (845): View more from New York

  then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"

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