Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
