I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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