i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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