: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Randomize
