do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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