I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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