I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
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We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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