oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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