normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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