Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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