Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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