physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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