My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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