woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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