May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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