Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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