a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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