Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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