i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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