Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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